Jodie Foster Is Gay--And I Like Sandwiches

At an awards show the other day, possibly even yesterday, or today, Jodie Foster more or less came out of the closet and thanked her girlfriend for something or the other:

Jodie Foster has finally come out as a lesbian to pay tribute to her girlfriend of 14 years.

The fiercely-private actress has always resolutely refused to discuss her sexuality.

But after winning an award at a Women in Entertainment breakfast, she broke her taboo to thank "my beautiful Cydney".

Beautiful? The broad looks like a cadaver covered in old people skin.

Jodie Foster and her ham-faced girlfriend are basically the reasons why I have never watch lesbo porn. Porn tries to tell us that every hot chick has the lesbo gene in them, while reality tells me that lesbos look more like Fosters carpet-munching girlfriend/lawn gnome: An old crotchety hag whose face looks like a diseased urinal puck.

And baby-face, I don't care what you're selling, I aint buyin' it.